Thoughts to Ponder

Leo's Very Own Thoughts to screw up your day. Poems: Maybe!

The moon doth wax and wane,
No it don't,
That's what we put on our cars,
and name our kids

Life is not the way
of the setting sun  (What!)

Evolution speaks of great enterprises
fit for a King (now thats right)

If I am alone,
then what is this thing,
when I pick the tomatoes

I am not made from what I chose,
but the DNA,
from which I rose

Where is God,
is he in the sky,
I can't know until
I look him in the eye

(hang on it gets better)

Being religious,
they will pray for you
but an atheist would call
a doctor (Uh, cull that)

If you really,really,really believe
in a God
Would you please,please
ask him
where I lost my Pipe. (I really need to know that)

(These are some of my thoughts from
the other night when I was cutting my toenails.) Cull that too.

More good stuff when my nails grow. (Dang)